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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    MoanaLiza
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    Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

    Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

    Looks like you pinched them from the link I gave on the backup forum.

    Superspurs: Because I did yet another poll sigh

    Moana Liza: To have right go at those ntl peeps

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      Raven
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      I didnt see your link, but my friend showed me a site about chickens crossing roads a few months ago. I was trying to recollect from it.

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        MoanaLiza
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        It was probably from the same site that your friend showed you but I did post a link to a chicken joke page on the backup forum a few weeks ago.

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/road.doc or http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id9.html

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          • HStormH
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            HStorm
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            Madmogsue: "To buy Final Fantasy toys from the shop on the other side, obviously."

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              Naitch
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              What about doing me?

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                #141

                You asked for it!!!!

                Naitch: " Let's see now.

                Yes, this is a good question.

                I've thought about it.

                And I have discussed the motivations with the chicken.

                I have come to a conclusion.

                This is what I think.

                I believe the chicken crossed the road to go to the computer shop.

                Because it was a kind and helpful chicken.

                And it wanted to buy me a new keyboard after I wore out the RETURN key on my old one."

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                  Naitch
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                  Not Bad

                  Thats the sort of thing I would say

                  Have a free Pooka

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    Takes the Pooka

                    Thanks. Have a new keyboard in return.

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                      Pooka
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                      thriftysquirrels: "Hark! is that a chicken i hear! Ferrets 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 yay"

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                        Akerbie
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                        Why did the chicken cross the road?

                        The same reason the dugeoneer crossed the causeway!

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