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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    Raven
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    Ever tried asking the chicken?

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      MoanaLiza
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      Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

      Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

      Looks like you pinched them from the link I gave on the backup forum.

      Superspurs: Because I did yet another poll sigh

      Moana Liza: To have right go at those ntl peeps

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        Raven
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        I didnt see your link, but my friend showed me a site about chickens crossing roads a few months ago. I was trying to recollect from it.

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          MoanaLiza
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          It was probably from the same site that your friend showed you but I did post a link to a chicken joke page on the backup forum a few weeks ago.

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          • HStormH
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            HStorm
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            #138

            http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/road.doc or http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id9.html

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              HStorm
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              Madmogsue: "To buy Final Fantasy toys from the shop on the other side, obviously."

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                Naitch
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                What about doing me?

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #141

                  You asked for it!!!!

                  Naitch: " Let's see now.

                  Yes, this is a good question.

                  I've thought about it.

                  And I have discussed the motivations with the chicken.

                  I have come to a conclusion.

                  This is what I think.

                  I believe the chicken crossed the road to go to the computer shop.

                  Because it was a kind and helpful chicken.

                  And it wanted to buy me a new keyboard after I wore out the RETURN key on my old one."

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                    Naitch
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                    Not Bad

                    Thats the sort of thing I would say

                    Have a free Pooka

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      Takes the Pooka

                      Thanks. Have a new keyboard in return.

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                        Pooka
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                        thriftysquirrels: "Hark! is that a chicken i hear! Ferrets 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 yay"

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                          Akerbie
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                          Why did the chicken cross the road?

                          The same reason the dugeoneer crossed the causeway!

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