Re:Knightmare Limericks
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There once was a barmaid called Marta,
Who was a rather good farter,
She drank the beer fast,
Spoke in rhyme from her A***,
Go to another Tavern id you'd rather!!
Sidriss opened the door,
She found Marta on the floor,
She drank the pub dry,
Passed out, facing the sky,
Woke up and asked Sidriss for more!!!
(booze that is!)
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There once was an old Snapper Jack,
Who you'd think could be smoking the crack,
He spoke in rhyme,
in 4/4 time,
And all of his phrases were whack!!!
There once was an elf called Elita,
Who had awfully smelly feet-a,
Smirky was having a snooze
and she took off her shoes,
And the dragon just turned and he eat her!!
hee hee
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Blimey, I go away for a few weeks and the limerick thread is a hive of activity! People writing their own full limericks! Whatever next!?
Inspired by that show they call Knightmare,
I decided to enter the kite fair,
I used my computer,
To rescale a Pooka,
And where's the result? Well it's right there:
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very good!!
did you like my ones??
I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!
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there once was a sorceress called lil
Who was prone to the occasional chill
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She had a fright in the night
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Twas a stray cavernwight
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He was always in goal
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But then retired to put things their locker
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We know 'cause we saw it on telly
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