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    natnut
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    there once was a sorceress called lil

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      very good!!

      did you like my ones??

      I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!

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        dontyoulikemypie
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        there once was a sorceress called lil

        Who was prone to the occasional chill

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          TuragaNuju
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          She had a fright in the night

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            dontyoulikemypie
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            Twas a stray cavernwight

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              djoska
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              and had to take anti-scare pills!

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                natnut
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                tThere once was a thing called a blocker

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                  Who was awfully fond of soccer

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    He was always in goal

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                      Brendy
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                      But the forwards a troll

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                        GranitasIsCute
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                        But then retired to put things their locker

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                          natnut
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                          Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

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                            Drassil
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                            We know 'cause we saw it on telly

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                              Thanatos
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                              She wasn't best pleased

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                                Brendy
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                                As she was constantly teased

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                                  Mashibinbin
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                                  Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

                                  We know 'cause we saw it on telly

                                  She wasn't best pleased

                                  As she was constantly teased

                                  And so they had a fight in some Jelly!

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                                    Thanatos
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                                    Grimaldine, when being of the Grey,

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                                      TuragaNuju
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                                      Found himself laying in some hay

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                                        GranitasIsCute
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                                        He had a fight with Hordriss,

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                                          Drassil
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                                          [I know this is a fun thread, but there are guidelines for writing limericks; not just about rhyme, but about rhythm as well; and if a rhythmic pattern isn't maintained, it does get more difficult to keep the poem itself (and therefore the fun) going. Which is perhaps why this one had ground to a halt.]

                                          Then let out a bored hiss

                                          [One more line, and this becomes the thread's 64th completed limerick! (Unless I've miscounted.)]

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