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    djoska
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    The brollachan was asking for knowledge,

    About why are there lumps in his porridge,

    He turned to Lord Fear,

    Who Said with A sneer,

    What did you expect, you're in Norwich!!!

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      Blimey, I go away for a few weeks and the limerick thread is a hive of activity! People writing their own full limericks! Whatever next!? 😮

      Inspired by that show they call Knightmare,

      I decided to enter the kite fair,

      I used my computer,

      To rescale a Pooka,

      And where's the result? Well it's right there:

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        djoska
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        #288

        very good!!

        did you like my ones??

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          Billy
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          #289

          Could we go back to one line at a time? If everyone just submits their own, full limericks, the interactivity goes.

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            natnut
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            there once was a sorceress called lil

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              dontyoulikemypie
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              #291

              very good!!

              did you like my ones??

              I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!

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                dontyoulikemypie
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                there once was a sorceress called lil

                Who was prone to the occasional chill

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                  TuragaNuju
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                  She had a fright in the night

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                    dontyoulikemypie
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                    Twas a stray cavernwight

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                      djoska
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                      and had to take anti-scare pills!

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                        natnut
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                        tThere once was a thing called a blocker

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                          HStorm
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                          Who was awfully fond of soccer

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                            dontyoulikemypie
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                            He was always in goal

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                              Brendy
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                              But the forwards a troll

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                                GranitasIsCute
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                                But then retired to put things their locker

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                                  natnut
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                                  Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

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                                    Drassil
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                                    We know 'cause we saw it on telly

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      She wasn't best pleased

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                                        Brendy
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                                        As she was constantly teased

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                                          Mashibinbin
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                                          Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

                                          We know 'cause we saw it on telly

                                          She wasn't best pleased

                                          As she was constantly teased

                                          And so they had a fight in some Jelly!

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