Re:Knightmare Limericks
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there once was a sorceress called lil
Who was prone to the occasional chill
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She had a fright in the night
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Twas a stray cavernwight
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He was always in goal
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But then retired to put things their locker
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We know 'cause we saw it on telly
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Motley called a girl Smelly Melly
We know 'cause we saw it on telly
She wasn't best pleased
As she was constantly teased
And so they had a fight in some Jelly!
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Found himself laying in some hay
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He had a fight with Hordriss,
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[I know this is a fun thread, but there are guidelines for writing limericks; not just about rhyme, but about rhythm as well; and if a rhythmic pattern isn't maintained, it does get more difficult to keep the poem itself (and therefore the fun) going. Which is perhaps why this one had ground to a halt.]
Then let out a bored hiss
[One more line, and this becomes the thread's 64th completed limerick! (Unless I've miscounted.)]
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He just had nothing left to say.
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While Lillith sat counting her sweeties
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