Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Blimey, I go away for a few weeks and the limerick thread is a hive of activity! People writing their own full limericks! Whatever next!?

Inspired by that show they call Knightmare,
I decided to enter the kite fair,
I used my computer,
To rescale a Pooka,
And where's the result? Well it's right there:
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very good!!
did you like my ones??
I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!
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there once was a sorceress called lil
Who was prone to the occasional chill
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She had a fright in the night
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Twas a stray cavernwight
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He was always in goal
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But then retired to put things their locker
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We know 'cause we saw it on telly
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Motley called a girl Smelly Melly
We know 'cause we saw it on telly
She wasn't best pleased
As she was constantly teased
And so they had a fight in some Jelly!
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