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Re:Knightmare Limericks

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    dontyoulikemypie
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    very good!!

    did you like my ones??

    I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      there once was a sorceress called lil

      Who was prone to the occasional chill

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        TuragaNuju
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        She had a fright in the night

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          Twas a stray cavernwight

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            djoska
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            and had to take anti-scare pills!

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              natnut
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              tThere once was a thing called a blocker

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                HStorm
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                Who was awfully fond of soccer

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                  dontyoulikemypie
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                  He was always in goal

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                    Brendy
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                    But the forwards a troll

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                      GranitasIsCute
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                      But then retired to put things their locker

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                        natnut
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                        Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

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                          Drassil
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                          We know 'cause we saw it on telly

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                            Thanatos
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                            She wasn't best pleased

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                              Brendy
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                              As she was constantly teased

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                                Mashibinbin
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                                Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

                                We know 'cause we saw it on telly

                                She wasn't best pleased

                                As she was constantly teased

                                And so they had a fight in some Jelly!

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                                  Thanatos
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                                  Grimaldine, when being of the Grey,

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    Found himself laying in some hay

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                                      GranitasIsCute
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                                      He had a fight with Hordriss,

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                                        Drassil
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                                        [I know this is a fun thread, but there are guidelines for writing limericks; not just about rhyme, but about rhythm as well; and if a rhythmic pattern isn't maintained, it does get more difficult to keep the poem itself (and therefore the fun) going. Which is perhaps why this one had ground to a halt.]

                                        Then let out a bored hiss

                                        [One more line, and this becomes the thread's 64th completed limerick! (Unless I've miscounted.)]

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                                          TuragaNuju
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                                          He just had nothing left to say.

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