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    natnut
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    tThere once was a thing called a blocker

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      Who was awfully fond of soccer

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        dontyoulikemypie
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        He was always in goal

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          Brendy
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          But the forwards a troll

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            GranitasIsCute
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            But then retired to put things their locker

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              natnut
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              Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

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                Drassil
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                We know 'cause we saw it on telly

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                  Thanatos
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                  She wasn't best pleased

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                    Brendy
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                    As she was constantly teased

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                      Mashibinbin
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                      Motley called a girl Smelly Melly

                      We know 'cause we saw it on telly

                      She wasn't best pleased

                      As she was constantly teased

                      And so they had a fight in some Jelly!

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                        Thanatos
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                        Grimaldine, when being of the Grey,

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                          TuragaNuju
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                          Found himself laying in some hay

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                            GranitasIsCute
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                            He had a fight with Hordriss,

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                              Drassil
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                              [I know this is a fun thread, but there are guidelines for writing limericks; not just about rhyme, but about rhythm as well; and if a rhythmic pattern isn't maintained, it does get more difficult to keep the poem itself (and therefore the fun) going. Which is perhaps why this one had ground to a halt.]

                              Then let out a bored hiss

                              [One more line, and this becomes the thread's 64th completed limerick! (Unless I've miscounted.)]

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                                TuragaNuju
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                                He just had nothing left to say.

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                                  darkDescender
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                                  While Lillith sat counting her sweeties

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                                    TuragaNuju
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                                    A Goblin pinched one of her Cheeksies

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                                      Drassil
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                                      I know this thread is for fun, but using a word that doesn't really rhyme, nor really exist, takes away the element of challenge, which for me is part of the fun. So could I please suggest changing 'Cheeks's' to 'treaties'?

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                                        Ironlord
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                                        I know this thread is for fun, but using a word that doesn't really rhyme, nor really exist, takes away the element of challenge, which for me is part of the fun. So could I please suggest changing 'Cheeks's' to 'treaties'?

                                        Bzzzzzarp! Hitting the English language with a sledgehammer is all part of the fun. I seem to remember one day at school in a Latin lesson (Brother Mace would be impressed...) our task was to write poetry (in English - Latin would be far too hard) about some bloke called Horatius who beat an entire army single-handed - or something like that. I seem to remember a couple of lines of my effort read something like this:

                                        *And so the knights used their axes

                                        To make the bridge fall down in stackses...*

                                        And I thought that was a stroke of genius. What else rhymes with "axes" anyway?

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                                          Faxes, waxes and taxes.

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