They would never say...
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S4
Mogdred: Hmm I sense a disturbance in the force
Motley: Perhaps in S5 you are going to be replaced by a different villain with incompetant henchmen and the ability to sit and stare into a spyglass for ages. Someone who has a ridiculously badguylike name such as Lord Fear
Prolonged Silence
Mogdred: actually i meant the curry I had last night. They won't replace me willl they Sniff I need this job, I just put in an order for 4000 new goblins. I mean in 4 season I have been in charge 2 have had no winners.
TC: Erm John would you come here a moment
Mogdred: John? There is no John here mortal. Look upon Mogred and quake
TC: Riiight, well look upon your dissmisal and quake!
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Julius Scaramounger:
"OH Helow There. Right then Dungeoneer I was going to try and sell you something total uselass, BUT instead I'll give you what you need to complet this level.
AND It's FREE OF CHARGE.
**Skarkill To Richard **(S5)
"Thats A Goblain Horn That.... But You Tryed Realy hard to convince Me It Was Magic..... Oh What The Heck Go On get Out of here I'll Let You Go.
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Majida: "I like dees puzzle. It really easy and dunjin-ear has nice clear view of whole room."
Say Emii, did you get the idea for this from the "backwards day" at the end of season two?
Anyway, I want put a transcript of this topic on my website as it's ideal for the sort of articles I usually put up there. That okay with everyone?
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Yeah, I've got no problems with it
I did some forum roaming to find out what other fan based forums do for fun (other fan bases, mind) and decided to nick some ideas. Other things that have been done, past or present, are:
Things you will never SEE in the dungeons
You know someone's been messing with the dungeons when...
and
A Great Knightmare Joke
There undoubtedly more - if people would like to remember them and let this good person HStorm know I'm sure he'd be very grateful
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It's http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html, Bob.
And yes please. Anyone who can send me some articles of the type that Emii's suggesting here, I'll be delighted. They'd be absolutely perfect for my site.
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Motley: 'Hello, Sylvester Hands.'
Sidriss: 'Greystagg. We meet at last.'
Merlin: 'Mogdred, a word in your ear...'
Elita: 'You know, Pixel, you're really annoying!'
Brother Mace: 'Ah, Gatemaster. May I introduce myself?'
Gwendoline: 'Why have you kidnapped me, Aesandre? Answer me!'
Lord Fear: 'No, Sir Hugh, I don't need rescuing.'
Blocker: 'Please enter your PIN.'
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Okay, I've added the transcript to my page. It's in the Just For Laughs section at http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html
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[Treguard enters the antechamber at the beginning of Series 7.]
Treguard: 'Pickle? Pickle? Where has that elf got to?'
Pickle: [running in] 'Here, Master.'
Treguard: 'Ah. I thought you'd run away to the Green Wood after that argument we had. I regret some of what I said, you know.'
Pickle: 'No problem, Master. I enjoy the quests too much to leave. I hope to stay here for another two years at least, and maybe even come back in virtual form a few years from now.'
Treguard: 'Most acceptable, Pickle. Look: someone's left a bottle on the table.'
Pickle: 'It wasn't me, Master. I expect it's just rubbish. I'll chuck it into the Sewers of Goth the first chance I get.'
Treguard: 'Excellent.'
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A dungeoneer enters clue room... On the table is a gem, a pie, an hourglass and a bone: (Series 3 Team 12)
James: First of all pick up the food
Chris: Stuff this I'll take everything
(DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE FRIGHTKNIGHT?)
Oh we've hit eleven pages on this topic!!!
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Yes I did Motley!
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Motley: 'Did you get my message, Frightknight?'
Frightknight: 'Yes I did, Motley'
Now there is an exchange which would never happen on Knightmare!
Moving on...
Dooris: 'The Odyssey was written before the Iliad. True or false?'
Adviser #1: 'I think it's true. Definitely true.'
Adviser #3: 'You sure?'
Adviser #1: 'Yeah, cos...'
Adviser #2: 'Perhaps it's false.'
[Treguard coughs]
Adviser #3: 'Yes, maybe it's false.'
[Treguard coughs]
Advisers: 'OK, let's go with false.'
Pickle: 'Would you like a cough sweet, Master?'
Treguard: [snaps] 'No, Pickle! And I told you, it's an allergic reaction to the dust in the antechamber!'
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