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  • The funniest death on Knightmare?
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    i reckon maybe a stomach swallowing in liliths lair..i.e sankes head=snakes stomach! as seen in series 3!


  • Silly question really but.....
    N natnut
    Newbie Welcome

    well i have my older brother to thank.....one day i was out playing in the park at the back of my house, when my brother leans out of the window facing the park and shouts....."Tash,come and see this programme, its really really good!!!!" from that point(series 3) i was hooked. I used to invite my mates round on a friday afternoon after school and we would all watch it together...then we would discuss the programme all evening!!!! we even used to play it at school, by putting boxes over out head so we couldnt see....lol....cant get any stranger than me!!!!


  • The funniest death on Knightmare?
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    lmao......that was a funny one! same as.....hold up the symbol(when already dead) series 1!


  • Km characters favourite drinks
    N natnut
    Jester's Corner

    i think snapper jack drinks frosty jacks cider lol

    mrs grimwalds hubby the ogre, think he has stella cos its nicknamed wife beater and im pretty sure judging how ugly she is, he has battered her a bit! either that or festis got hungry one day!

    Majida has gotta be a tequila kinda girl me thinks!

    Julius scaramonger, hmm i reckon he is a martini dry man!

    ooh and the blocker drinks wallbangers cocktails! hehe


  • Wrong Path (Or Was it?)
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    Personally i think that Series 3 was the strictest series with regards to winners! 13 quests yet not one winner! although at least 3 came very very close! Such a shame! but altogether excellent gripping viewing....have to say one of my favourite series!


  • Silly question really but.....
    N natnut
    Newbie Welcome

    Don't ya just LOVE Knightmare...i mean really love it! They dont make programmes like this anymore! I still enjoy flicking through my vids and having a laugh at cheesiness! Hence why I love this site so much! I know i'd feel silly talking about Knightmare episodes on a general chat site! Whereas here I dont cos we are all here for the same reason!

    VIVA LA KNIGHTMARE!

    p.s i am sorry if i now sound cheesy and strange..... but im in a cheesy wotsit mood and i AM strange....in a good way!


  • Re:Knightmare Limericks
    N natnut
    Forum Games

    Motley called a girl Smelly Melly


  • Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    i reckon he did with mellisandre...we all know the truth,he was banging away with her in merlins cupboard.lol well he didnt succeed with Stiletta,but then he was probably a bit rusty after being turned to stone, either that or smelly from the pigeons droppings! Gwendoline and the other birds...whats their names?.... Gundrada etc lol, dont think he had much chance thier either seeing as they were carrying weapons! poor motley,kinda makes you feel sorry for the guy!


  • Wrong Path (Or Was it?)
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    they didnt have a divining rod to get out! think they were from my home town portsmouth actually! as for the cliff one(series 3) one team died in morhannas room on a VERY thin ledge whist being chased by a ghoul! hence my question...why are some teams quest rooms harder than others?


  • Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    or how many times did motley suffer at the hands of unrequited love? lol


  • Wrong Path (Or Was it?)
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    yes it was series 3! mind you, the quicksand death was kind of unfair,as noone knew it was quicksand,and so many other teams after that one stood in it too. But treaguard was quick to warn them to "stay to the path". why was this team any different?


  • Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    oh i can think of more questions! hehe. and they can also be equally as rude if it so calls for it.


  • Re:Knightmare Limericks
    N natnut
    Forum Games

    tThere once was a thing called a blocker


  • What is a Dooley
    N natnut
    Series 3

    i thought a dooley, is something that doesnt belong somewhere. everytime is has been used,it has been used in the negative. i.e "and you brought a dooley with you." The elf kingdom was sacred to elves. which is why Velda gets a little stroppy to another team for entering it!


  • The funniest death on Knightmare?
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    think they were from swansea actually lol. not 100% tho


  • Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    £100 question, what is a large Goblin called?

    a)a bobgoblin

    b)a nobgoblin

    c)a hobgoblin

    d)a jobgoblin


  • Unintended Knightmare references in films
    N natnut
    Reminds me of Knightmare

    I LOVE SPACED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and yes he does refer to daisy as pickle! lol dont reckon she would apprieciate it if she saw how big his ears were lol!


  • Re:Reach Wand
    N natnut
    Series 8

    personally i thought the reach wand was making it easier for dungeoneers. In the earlier series they would have used a spell or password which they got from someone,but using the reach wand was a bit pointless. as for the eye shield,i think it was overused too much but i think it was worse for series 4, the first series it was used in! and Tregaurd wound me up a little by constantly telling the teams to "look into the eyeshield "every 30 secs. lol


  • What would these (Unused) Spells have done?
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    does anyone know the spell that would have been cast for team in series 7 who missed one letter because they didnt use the darkness powder? its going to bug the hell outta me! lol


  • The funniest death on Knightmare?
    N natnut
    General Discussion

    funny deaths...my top ones from each series are....

    SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!

    SERIES TWO. Killed by Cedric as they had the spell SHOVEL but tried spellcasting SPADE! and then said the word stalagtyte thinking it was the password!

    SERIES THREE. Team who had an amulet of invisibilty and carried on using it thus not seeing where they were going and falling off a cliff.

    SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol

    SERIES FIVE. Team who were turned into a goblin and were eaten by the blocker for not knowing password(the dungeoneers voice was all squeeky when saying red,blue,green,grey etc)

    SERIES SIX.Team who fell off causeway puzzle, the ones who didnt even have time to even move one square cos they were so slow! lol

    SERIES SEVEN:team who were killed by the trial by spikes,the ones that had the troll blocking the way. they couldnt finish of the spell,as they missed a letter by not using darkness powder. This team were cool and quite funky for that time!

    SERIES EIGHT:team who were killed by red dragon, "cooked or raw" lol comedy was great!

    the end....

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