Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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Majida with no cleavage
Shouldn't that be Martha?
Treguard wouldn't...
...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest
...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him
...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."
...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked
...be pleased to see Majida
...be pleased to hear Pickle
...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands
...be pleased to feel Lissard
...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh
...win a relaxed actors' competition.
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Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.
Sarcasm from Mogdred.
Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.
Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.
Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.
Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)
Sly hands getting a haitcut.
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(With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )
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...Festus.
Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!
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The Brollachen giving out quest information to dungeoners.
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